I must have a sign on my head that says "men with wives welcome"

What is it with men that are obviously taken trying to come on to me. It's really quite annoying. I think I need to enroll in bitchy 101 so I can just blow them off instantly, cuz they can be so persistent and when I ask for their number after refusing to give mine, of course they don't have a phone they can be reached at.

Okay to all those that have someone at home but still looking for piece on the side, please do not come to me. And not like I'm available anyways. But they never want to hear that you're taken, it's like they won't accept it.

I'm gonna make a new sign: "Just Don't Bother". It will save some people time and effort. And make my subway rides less irritating.